It’s The End Of The World As We Know It

23 Jun

Dear People of San Antonio:

With the sale of my last magnet at yesterday’s matinee, the world has officially begun to end. This is only confirmed by the fact that my credit card machine died just before intermission and you were asked to pay with cash.

Please evacuate the building slowly. Considering this is a Sunday matinee and the show is not quite over yet, I know that you are already on your way out. Please use caution, however: Anything faster than a snail’s pace could lead to injury or death.

No, really…get out of the building.

Yippee-kay-yay,

The Management

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